What I must remember - by the dog!
1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff!
2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I am lying under the coffee table.
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge or sofa or under the bed.
4. I must shake the rainwater off of my coat before entering the house.
5. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
7. I will not throw up in the car.
8. I will not roll on dead or decaying mammals, fish or fowl just because I like the way they smell.
9. "Litter Box Crunchies," although they are tasty, are not food.
10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
11.The diaper/nappy pail is not a cookie jar.
12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell him.
13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my owners will think I am haemorrhaging.
14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it is raining outside.
15. Even though we have a doorbell, I will not bark each time I hear one.......on TV.
16. I will not steal my mum's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum and Dad's laps.
18. My head does not belong in the refridgerator.
19. I will not bite the Poilceman/Trooper's hand when he reaches in for Dad's license and car registration.
20. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he is on the toilet.
21. To avoid having a string hanging out of my bottom (butt), I will not eat dental floss out of the bathroom garbage.
22. I will "roll around in the dirt" after getting a bath.
23. I will not fart, belch or sneeze at my owner while sleeping in their bed.
24. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
25. The toilet bowl is not a never-ending water supply and, just because the water is blue, it does not mean it is cleaner!
26. The cat is not a squeaky toy.......So when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff!
2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I am lying under the coffee table.
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge or sofa or under the bed.
4. I must shake the rainwater off of my coat before entering the house.
5. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
7. I will not throw up in the car.
8. I will not roll on dead or decaying mammals, fish or fowl just because I like the way they smell.
9. "Litter Box Crunchies," although they are tasty, are not food.
10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
11.The diaper/nappy pail is not a cookie jar.
12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell him.
13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my owners will think I am haemorrhaging.
14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it is raining outside.
15. Even though we have a doorbell, I will not bark each time I hear one.......on TV.
16. I will not steal my mum's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mum and Dad's laps.
18. My head does not belong in the refridgerator.
19. I will not bite the Poilceman/Trooper's hand when he reaches in for Dad's license and car registration.
20. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he is on the toilet.
21. To avoid having a string hanging out of my bottom (butt), I will not eat dental floss out of the bathroom garbage.
22. I will "roll around in the dirt" after getting a bath.
23. I will not fart, belch or sneeze at my owner while sleeping in their bed.
24. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
25. The toilet bowl is not a never-ending water supply and, just because the water is blue, it does not mean it is cleaner!
26. The cat is not a squeaky toy.......So when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
