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Doodledo's and dues for doodle parents
I am sitting down finally.
Made MOM"s homecooked meals for 2 doodle puppies, put DAVE's boot back for the 3rd time, replugged my computer 2 times, sipping lukewarm to almost cold coffee, have said NO, good peanut, max then give toy, repeat process in 3 minutes-- about 10 times, retype the same sentence 5 times and forget what i was typing...spent 1/2hour playing with my babies BEFORE sitting down, did the human ice scultpure during 3 potty walks....this is all within less than 2 hours.
Then i wonder why i lost 6lbs in 2 weeks hahhhaha forget the atkins diet, just get a 2nd puppy...speeds the metabolism up almost immediately.
Teach your body to go on 6hrs or less of sleep and learn to take power naps while YOUR dinner and theirs is cooking. Always scan WalMart and Sam's club for new doggy beds.
Carry around a huge DUCKY stuffed animal to each room you go into and pray no neighbors walk in unannounced and that your fiance doesn't take your picture!
In between this run and put wash on, load dishwasher, ignore ringing phones as if it's important they'll leave a message or call back later.
plan day around crate times if needing to run errands on day off from work.
Play referee with 11 wks 15lb stinker and 7.5mo old 50lb clown with too many quarters inserted into him. :roll:
Do NOT give ONE big bully stick for 2 doodles to share!! uh uh brawls can erupt in under a minute. Scan one black and one cream blur rolling and jumping every 2 minutes , remembering keep your eyeglasses on as you're blind as a bat without them. Ignore sounds of clicking teeth...teeth are strong and don't break easily.
Reheat coffee a 3rd time. Realize you haven't had breakfast and maybe that's why their gourmet homecooked food looked so good and almost made you want to make yourself a bowl too but felt guiltyi doing this. And this is is after you actually justified the nutrional content for yourself. Let's see: sweet pot, trout, venison, chicken, pumpkin, cot cheese, pineapple, rice, and water....yup sounds healthy to me. Maybe i'll make some for dinner tonight for us humans as it is healthy. :wink:
Lastly, when 2 doodles finally settle down and start to doze you cannot move as their little movement antennaes go off and that 2 minute nap has recharged them for at least 2 or 3more hours. Needless to say, you now have 2 shadows following your every step inbetween your legs.
Then end up laughing hahahhaaa going know what? i wouldn't change a thing!!!! As i realize that one doodledoo and one deedledum give me a ton of love and laughter each and every day!
I am sitting down finally.
Made MOM"s homecooked meals for 2 doodle puppies, put DAVE's boot back for the 3rd time, replugged my computer 2 times, sipping lukewarm to almost cold coffee, have said NO, good peanut, max then give toy, repeat process in 3 minutes-- about 10 times, retype the same sentence 5 times and forget what i was typing...spent 1/2hour playing with my babies BEFORE sitting down, did the human ice scultpure during 3 potty walks....this is all within less than 2 hours.
Then i wonder why i lost 6lbs in 2 weeks hahhhaha forget the atkins diet, just get a 2nd puppy...speeds the metabolism up almost immediately.
Teach your body to go on 6hrs or less of sleep and learn to take power naps while YOUR dinner and theirs is cooking. Always scan WalMart and Sam's club for new doggy beds.
Carry around a huge DUCKY stuffed animal to each room you go into and pray no neighbors walk in unannounced and that your fiance doesn't take your picture!
In between this run and put wash on, load dishwasher, ignore ringing phones as if it's important they'll leave a message or call back later.
plan day around crate times if needing to run errands on day off from work.
Play referee with 11 wks 15lb stinker and 7.5mo old 50lb clown with too many quarters inserted into him. :roll:
Do NOT give ONE big bully stick for 2 doodles to share!! uh uh brawls can erupt in under a minute. Scan one black and one cream blur rolling and jumping every 2 minutes , remembering keep your eyeglasses on as you're blind as a bat without them. Ignore sounds of clicking teeth...teeth are strong and don't break easily.
Reheat coffee a 3rd time. Realize you haven't had breakfast and maybe that's why their gourmet homecooked food looked so good and almost made you want to make yourself a bowl too but felt guiltyi doing this. And this is is after you actually justified the nutrional content for yourself. Let's see: sweet pot, trout, venison, chicken, pumpkin, cot cheese, pineapple, rice, and water....yup sounds healthy to me. Maybe i'll make some for dinner tonight for us humans as it is healthy. :wink:
Lastly, when 2 doodles finally settle down and start to doze you cannot move as their little movement antennaes go off and that 2 minute nap has recharged them for at least 2 or 3more hours. Needless to say, you now have 2 shadows following your every step inbetween your legs.
Then end up laughing hahahhaaa going know what? i wouldn't change a thing!!!!
As i realize that one doodledoo and one deedledum give me a ton of love and laughter each and every day!
