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For those who may have missed this one over the years: :D

DOG HAIKU

Love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten mouse.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush.
Hello, Spot-Sniff this and weep

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

I sound the alarm!
Mail carrier-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle

I sound the alarm!
Gardener-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I Hate my choke chain-
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot-no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching mice

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do

The cat is not all
Bad-she dots the neighborhood
With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

My Master's mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
 

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA....your dogs Jac, and everyone elses!!!!! Great post Lynn!

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Kathie,Raleigh & Molly! :D :twisted: :?
 
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