"Sam got a nice bath with oatmeal and tee trea shampoo today. After, we rubbed in some leave-on lotion the vet gave us to help with the itchies. He was a little confused because this was the first time he got his head and face washed but he was a very good sport about it!
Now he has crashed on the couch and smells good, like coconut... mmmm!
Next, I'm going to break out the ear wash and get that nasty brown guk (ew!) out!!!"
Why did I have to get a bath? I wasn't even that dirty!