My Mommy is So Mean! But So Nice! by Boo
My Mommy is so mean! :x You won't believe what she did this week!
She took my Petsmart gift card (the one my cousins gave me for my birfday) and she bought THIS!!!
A PINK COLLAR!! :shock: And not just ANY pink collar, but one with FLOWERS and PEARLS on it! GRRRR!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Can you believe it?! A stud muffin like me, wearing a pink frou-frou collar?!?!
I was SO MAD!! :x When she put it on me I wouldn't even look at her!
"I'd rather sniff my butt!" :evil:
Mommy said I looked "adorable", and that the ladies would love me.
I said "Whatever!" :evil:
She said "We're in California. Its okay for boys to wear pink!"
I said: "I'm not listening to you!" :evil:
Then she said "Well, maybe we can give it to your little sister when she arrives."
"Huh???"
And then Mommy told me the GREAT NEWS!! I might be getting a BABY SISTER!!
Yup, she and Gwamma and Gwampa just got on a waiting list for a puppy! Can you believe it?! I'm gonna be a big brother!!
Mommy said that the puppy will be born in the fall and come home in the winter! So its a long time to wait! But if all goes well, I'll be a big brother in 2008!

I've already started practicing my "big brother" poses.
"Wise, authoritative, and regal."
"Am I good or what!"
So I guess this pink collar isn't so bad after all. Besides, its just a loaner! :wink:
My Mommy is so mean! :x You won't believe what she did this week!
She took my Petsmart gift card (the one my cousins gave me for my birfday) and she bought THIS!!!

A PINK COLLAR!! :shock: And not just ANY pink collar, but one with FLOWERS and PEARLS on it! GRRRR!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Can you believe it?! A stud muffin like me, wearing a pink frou-frou collar?!?!
I was SO MAD!! :x When she put it on me I wouldn't even look at her!
"I'd rather sniff my butt!" :evil:

Mommy said I looked "adorable", and that the ladies would love me.
I said "Whatever!" :evil:
She said "We're in California. Its okay for boys to wear pink!"
I said: "I'm not listening to you!" :evil:

Then she said "Well, maybe we can give it to your little sister when she arrives."
"Huh???"

And then Mommy told me the GREAT NEWS!! I might be getting a BABY SISTER!!
Yup, she and Gwamma and Gwampa just got on a waiting list for a puppy! Can you believe it?! I'm gonna be a big brother!!

Mommy said that the puppy will be born in the fall and come home in the winter! So its a long time to wait! But if all goes well, I'll be a big brother in 2008!
I've already started practicing my "big brother" poses.
"Wise, authoritative, and regal."

"Am I good or what!"

So I guess this pink collar isn't so bad after all. Besides, its just a loaner! :wink: